Orkut Status Messages And taglines

Practice Safe Hex.

Jesus Saves, Moses Invests.

Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Life is a riddle; unfortunately the answer's not written on the back of anything.

Writing is easy. You just stare at the paper until your forehead bleeds.

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter


I'd rather be over the hill than under it.

My truck does not leak. It's just marking its territory!

If you must burn our flag, please wrap yourself in it first.

There's a pinch of the madman in every great man.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

Sex is like air.....it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

My karma ran over your dogma.

I is a college student.

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

Gravity-It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Simon says stand! Simon says sit! Format drive C:! Ha! Gotcha!

People who deal with bits should expect to get bitten.

Due to budget cuts the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.