More Orkut Status messages And tagline - learn Latest Computer And Mobile hacking tricks
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I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
Bugs come in through open Windows.
Blessed are the pessimists, for they make backups!
Blessed is the end-user who expects nothing, for ye shall not be disappointed.
Brain over - Insert coin
COMMAND: A suggestion made to a computer.
Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
JESUS SAVES, passes to Moses, he shoots. It's good! He scores!
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left
Why does the person that snores always fall asleep first?
Windows is a colorful clown suit for DOS.
DEL *.* does WHAT?
The most expensive component always breaks first.
Mouse not found. Driver not installed. Click to continue.
One person's error is another person's data.
Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows!
A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
As easy as 1, 2, 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841
Windows isn't a virus... Viruses do something...
Get in touch with normal people. Leave us alone.
Fatal mouse error. (B)ury or (R)eplace?
WindowError:005 Multitasking attempted. System confused.
Sector not found... Did you look under the sofa?
There were computers in Biblical times. Eve had an Apple.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
96.7% of all statistics are made up.
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition."
"Tell me what you think, Captain, I'm all ears" - Spock
(A)bort, (R)etry or (G)et a stick and kill it.
Backup aborted: Please remove disk #192 and start over.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
C program run, C program crash, C programmer cry.
Definition of Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
Experience: What you get when you don't get what you want
Friends don't let friends use Windows.
He's got a magnet!!! Everybody BACKUP!!!!!!!!
I to±d yo±, "Never±touch ±he flo±py di±k su±face!
I'm miserable without you, it's like having you here.
I've seen better conversations in alphabet soup.
If IBMs have Bugs, Do APPLES have Worms?
If Windows is User-Friendly, why do you need to read a 672 pages manual?
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
I think, therefore I am. I think.
If at first you don't succeed, put it out for beta test.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing
It said "Insert disk #3", but only two will fit!
Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, cornbread R square!
Junk: stuff we throw away. Stuff: junk we keep.
Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue
MicroSoft Windows... a virus with mouse support.
Minds are like parachutes, they only work when open.
Nothing beats Windows, it keeps loading and loading and loading...
Nothing is 100% certain, bug free or IBM compatible.
Optimist: Someone who doesn't know all the facts yet.
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory.
Remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
The awful price of purity is Puritans.
Vuja De - the feeling you'll be here later.
A cynic smells the flowers and looks for the coffin.
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure...
Every silver lining has a cloud.
Reality is that part of the imagination we all agree on.
Diplomacy is saying: "Nice doggie!"... till you can find a rock.
Avoid generalisations: they are NEVER valid.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Press Ctrl-Alt-Del for unlimited access to this system.
What on earth is a "free gift"? Aren't all gifts free?
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may just be happy.
THE GOLDEN RULE: He who has the gold makes the rules.
She lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted looks.
Pronoia = the suspicion that others are conspiring behind your back to HELP you.
Sorry... my mind has a few bad sectors.
Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
The best defense against logic is stupidity.
User - a technical term used by computer pros. See idiot.
User not Found. (S)mile, (L)augh, (T)hank God?
Whatever you delete today, you desperately need tomorrow.
When you kill a bug, ten more come for the funeral.
Windows 3.1: the best $99 solitare game I've ever seen!
Windows Error: 001 - Windows loaded. System in danger.
Windows Error: 002 - No error yet ...
Windows Error: 003 - Operator fell asleep while waiting.
Windows Error: 004 - Erroneous error. Nothing wrong.
Windows Error: 010 - Reserved for future mistakes
Windows v47.4 - We **FINALLY** got it right!!!
Windows... Just say no!
Windows:(n.)1. Something that comes with the mouse you bought.
Windows:(n.)2. The Gates of hell.
Windows:(n.)3. The solution to a problem that didn't exist before
Windows:(n.)4. Proof that God has a sense of humor.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
He's not dead -- He's electroencephalographically challenged.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
Bugs come in through open Windows.
Blessed are the pessimists, for they make backups!
Blessed is the end-user who expects nothing, for ye shall not be disappointed.
Brain over - Insert coin
COMMAND: A suggestion made to a computer.
Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
JESUS SAVES, passes to Moses, he shoots. It's good! He scores!
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left
Why does the person that snores always fall asleep first?
Windows is a colorful clown suit for DOS.
DEL *.* does WHAT?
The most expensive component always breaks first.
Mouse not found. Driver not installed. Click to continue.
One person's error is another person's data.
Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows!
A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
As easy as 1, 2, 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841
Windows isn't a virus... Viruses do something...
Get in touch with normal people. Leave us alone.
Fatal mouse error. (B)ury or (R)eplace?
WindowError:005 Multitasking attempted. System confused.
Sector not found... Did you look under the sofa?
There were computers in Biblical times. Eve had an Apple.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
96.7% of all statistics are made up.
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition."
"Tell me what you think, Captain, I'm all ears" - Spock
(A)bort, (R)etry or (G)et a stick and kill it.
Backup aborted: Please remove disk #192 and start over.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
C program run, C program crash, C programmer cry.
Definition of Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
Experience: What you get when you don't get what you want
Friends don't let friends use Windows.
He's got a magnet!!! Everybody BACKUP!!!!!!!!
I to±d yo±, "Never±touch ±he flo±py di±k su±face!
I'm miserable without you, it's like having you here.
I've seen better conversations in alphabet soup.
If IBMs have Bugs, Do APPLES have Worms?
If Windows is User-Friendly, why do you need to read a 672 pages manual?
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
I think, therefore I am. I think.
If at first you don't succeed, put it out for beta test.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing
It said "Insert disk #3", but only two will fit!
Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, cornbread R square!
Junk: stuff we throw away. Stuff: junk we keep.
Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue
MicroSoft Windows... a virus with mouse support.
Minds are like parachutes, they only work when open.
Nothing beats Windows, it keeps loading and loading and loading...
Nothing is 100% certain, bug free or IBM compatible.
Optimist: Someone who doesn't know all the facts yet.
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory.
Remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
The awful price of purity is Puritans.
Vuja De - the feeling you'll be here later.
A cynic smells the flowers and looks for the coffin.
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure...
Every silver lining has a cloud.
Reality is that part of the imagination we all agree on.
Diplomacy is saying: "Nice doggie!"... till you can find a rock.
Avoid generalisations: they are NEVER valid.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Press Ctrl-Alt-Del for unlimited access to this system.
What on earth is a "free gift"? Aren't all gifts free?
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may just be happy.
THE GOLDEN RULE: He who has the gold makes the rules.
She lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted looks.
Pronoia = the suspicion that others are conspiring behind your back to HELP you.
Sorry... my mind has a few bad sectors.
Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
The best defense against logic is stupidity.
User - a technical term used by computer pros. See idiot.
User not Found. (S)mile, (L)augh, (T)hank God?
Whatever you delete today, you desperately need tomorrow.
When you kill a bug, ten more come for the funeral.
Windows 3.1: the best $99 solitare game I've ever seen!
Windows Error: 001 - Windows loaded. System in danger.
Windows Error: 002 - No error yet ...
Windows Error: 003 - Operator fell asleep while waiting.
Windows Error: 004 - Erroneous error. Nothing wrong.
Windows Error: 010 - Reserved for future mistakes
Windows v47.4 - We **FINALLY** got it right!!!
Windows... Just say no!
Windows:(n.)1. Something that comes with the mouse you bought.
Windows:(n.)2. The Gates of hell.
Windows:(n.)3. The solution to a problem that didn't exist before
Windows:(n.)4. Proof that God has a sense of humor.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
He's not dead -- He's electroencephalographically challenged.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
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