More Orkut Status messages And tagline


* I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

* If you want to know where I am , call a psychic! If you're too lazy to do that just leave me a Scrap.

* Only Genius scraps me everyday others are Fools

* There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

* Which of the three are you?


* If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!

* People say that love is in every corner... I must be walking in circles.

* He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.

* You always stop and stare, why not just take a picture of ma profile ?

* I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?

* Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

* My boyfriend is an idiot but I love him anyway.

* He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

* I'm away(physically, not mentally).

* Like a fat girl in a dodgeball game.... I'm out!

* Why do people use away messages, they're so stupid!

* I am just putting this status message because everyone else is doing it.

* When all is said and done more is said than done

* I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

* I'm not paraniod... but I know that you think I am.

* I only take leave on days that end in the letter "y".

* Smart people like me don't use away messages... I am so smart!

* I'll be back before you can pronounce actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib ab

* I wish I were you so I could be friends with me.

* Helpme!Ican'tfindthespacebar!

* People that scan away messages for entertainment are pathetic. Let me know if you find any good ones.

* Lost...

* The Real Truth ,Did yOu kNOW by ReAdinG THIS message YOU have wasted 10 sEconds of your life?

* Only stalkers look at other people's away messages.

* Sitting in a corner thinking about what I have done.

* Sorry, I'm not here right now. Feel free to talk to the computer as long as you like. I'll get back to you later

* I'm playing hide-and-go-seek. Try to find me.

* I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe they trusted me with this)...

* I ' m a l i t t l e s p a c e d o u t r i g h t n o w , b e b a c k w h e n I ' m a l l together!

* I'm somewhere over the rainbow.

* I am the status message who is supposed to entertain Dumb people like u when my boss is gone.

* Tip of the Day: Don't waste your life sitting at the computer reading status message

* Please read this status message then go away.

2 Responses to “More Orkut Status messages And tagline”

dsi said...
October 7, 2009 at 12:28 AM

Here are provide the Orkut status with alert message and it's very useful tricks...


Shubham Mittal said...
October 9, 2009 at 11:07 PM

thnx dudie...
keep visiting, and u wud always be learning sumthing new...


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