More Orkut Status messages And tagline
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* I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
* If you want to know where I am , call a psychic! If you're too lazy to do that just leave me a Scrap.
* Only Genius scraps me everyday others are Fools
* There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
* Which of the three are you?
* If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
* People say that love is in every corner... I must be walking in circles.
* He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.
* You always stop and stare, why not just take a picture of ma profile ?
* I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?
* Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
* My boyfriend is an idiot but I love him anyway.
* He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
* I'm away(physically, not mentally).
* Like a fat girl in a dodgeball game.... I'm out!
* Why do people use away messages, they're so stupid!
* I am just putting this status message because everyone else is doing it.
* When all is said and done more is said than done
* I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
* I'm not paraniod... but I know that you think I am.
* I only take leave on days that end in the letter "y".
* Smart people like me don't use away messages... I am so smart!
* I'll be back before you can pronounce actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib ab
* I wish I were you so I could be friends with me.
* Helpme!Ican'tfindthespacebar!
* People that scan away messages for entertainment are pathetic. Let me know if you find any good ones.
* Lost...
* The Real Truth ,Did yOu kNOW by ReAdinG THIS message YOU have wasted 10 sEconds of your life?
* Only stalkers look at other people's away messages.
* Sitting in a corner thinking about what I have done.
* Sorry, I'm not here right now. Feel free to talk to the computer as long as you like. I'll get back to you later
* I'm playing hide-and-go-seek. Try to find me.
* I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe they trusted me with this)...
* I ' m a l i t t l e s p a c e d o u t r i g h t n o w , b e b a c k w h e n I ' m a l l together!
* I'm somewhere over the rainbow.
* I am the status message who is supposed to entertain Dumb people like u when my boss is gone.
* Tip of the Day: Don't waste your life sitting at the computer reading status message
* Please read this status message then go away.
* If you want to know where I am , call a psychic! If you're too lazy to do that just leave me a Scrap.
* Only Genius scraps me everyday others are Fools
* There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
* Which of the three are you?
* If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
* People say that love is in every corner... I must be walking in circles.
* He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.
* You always stop and stare, why not just take a picture of ma profile ?
* I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?
* Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
* My boyfriend is an idiot but I love him anyway.
* He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
* I'm away(physically, not mentally).
* Like a fat girl in a dodgeball game.... I'm out!
* Why do people use away messages, they're so stupid!
* I am just putting this status message because everyone else is doing it.
* When all is said and done more is said than done
* I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
* I'm not paraniod... but I know that you think I am.
* I only take leave on days that end in the letter "y".
* Smart people like me don't use away messages... I am so smart!
* I'll be back before you can pronounce actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib ab
* I wish I were you so I could be friends with me.
* Helpme!Ican'tfindthespacebar!
* People that scan away messages for entertainment are pathetic. Let me know if you find any good ones.
* Lost...
* The Real Truth ,Did yOu kNOW by ReAdinG THIS message YOU have wasted 10 sEconds of your life?
* Only stalkers look at other people's away messages.
* Sitting in a corner thinking about what I have done.
* Sorry, I'm not here right now. Feel free to talk to the computer as long as you like. I'll get back to you later
* I'm playing hide-and-go-seek. Try to find me.
* I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe they trusted me with this)...
* I ' m a l i t t l e s p a c e d o u t r i g h t n o w , b e b a c k w h e n I ' m a l l together!
* I'm somewhere over the rainbow.
* I am the status message who is supposed to entertain Dumb people like u when my boss is gone.
* Tip of the Day: Don't waste your life sitting at the computer reading status message
* Please read this status message then go away.
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2 Responses to “More Orkut Status messages And tagline”
October 7, 2009 at 12:28 AM
Here are provide the Orkut status with alert message and it's very useful tricks...
October 9, 2009 at 11:07 PM
thnx dudie...
keep visiting, and u wud always be learning sumthing new...
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